I love a good list, and I was thinking about which clients most enjoy and need a darn good massage. My Scientific Method (MSM) consists of noting the number of “aahs” uttered in a session and spontaneous reports of the ability to see colors again after massage.
Number 10: People who work on computer chips.
Number Nine: Men of a certain age who want to continue to play baseball.
Number Eight: Spouses of oversexed celebrities/politicians.
Number Seven: People who thought they could handle elderly, demented in-laws.
Number Six: Anyone in the real estate/escrow business who needs to close a sale before 2030.
Number Five: People who watch do-it-yourself shows just before three-day weekends.
Number Four: The guy at the gym who lost count on the adductor machine.
Number Three: Anyone in line at the market behind the extreme coupon lady.
Number Two: Marriage & Family therapists who are also mothers of teenagers.
…And the Number One type of clients who most need and enjoy a darn good massage is:
Massage therapists who work seven days a week! Time to take a vacation!
Tah-Dah!
Put your nominations into comments…
2 comments:
LOL :) Great list.
I agree with all of those! I'd also add the terminally ill, who could certainly use some therapeutic, compassionate touch.
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