December 18, 2010

The Twelve Days of Christmas (Massage-Style)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A tub of rose-infused crème!

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Three salt lamps, Two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Four finger cots, three salt lamps, two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five sets of sheeeeeets! Four finger cots, three salt lamps, two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Six lumbar strains, five sets of sheeeeeets! Four finger cots, three salt lamps, two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Seven chakra stones, six lumbar strains, five sets of sheeeeeets! Four finger cots, three salt lamps, two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eight sinus headaches, seven chakra stones, six lumbar strains, five sets of sheeeeeets! Four finger cots, three salt lamps, two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Nine flute CDs, eight sinus headaches, seven chakra stones, six lumbar strains, five sets of sheeeeeets! Four finger cots, three salt lamps, two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Ten breath mints, nine flute CDs, eight sinus headaches, seven chakra stones, six lumbar strains, five sets of sheeeeeets! Four finger cots, three salt lamps, two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Eleven face cradles, ten breath mints, nine flute CDs, eight sinus headaches, seven chakra stones, six lumbar strains, five sets of sheeeeeets! Four finger cots, three salt lamps, two eye-pillows, and a tub of rose-infused crème!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeee,
Twelve frozen shoulders, eleven face cradles, ten breath mints, nine flute CDs, eight sinus headaches, seven chakra stones, six lumbar strains, five sets of sheeeeeets! Four finger cots, three salt lamps, two eye-pillows, AND A TUB . . . OF . . . ROSE-INFUSED . . . CRÈME!

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